Over the last twelve months or so I've gone through something of a sexual awakening. I want to tell you, my Twitter friends, about it first.
— Jeff Waugh (@jdub) August 6, 2012
For as long as I can remember, I have been attracted to women. I have loved a number of great women, deeply, sometimes athletically.
— Jeff Waugh (@jdub) August 6, 2012
Lately, I've discovered that something has been missing in that equation. It was challenging to come to terms with at first, but now I know.
— Jeff Waugh (@jdub) August 6, 2012
I am sexually attracted to burritos. I am a burritosexual. Label it, label me, I don't mind. But I have found love in unleavened bread.
— Jeff Waugh (@jdub) August 6, 2012
I am being forcibly ejected from the TaquerÃa. You can't deny this love! GIVE ME BACK MY BURRITO!
— Jeff Waugh (@jdub) August 6, 2012
I *will* be back. And there *will* be black beans.
— Jeff Waugh (@jdub) August 6, 2012