“Â¿Donde estÃ¡n mis pantalones?” — Jaq found my t-shirt. But not my pants. Estoy siguen buscando mis pantalones!
Update: It has been pointed out by helpful commenters that my Google-assisted Spanish is shockingly bad. TouchÃ©. Â¿Soy caliente busca mi maestro espaÃ±ol? Something like that.
Update: Xan notes there’s a crucial problem in the previous sentence that could get me into trouble, and suggests: Estoy buscando a mi cachonda profesora de espaÃ±ol. Thanks, Xan!