Tip of the day!

Should you, in the early hours of the morning, find a terrified, dazed, semi-naked young woman with her legs bound, lying face down in a gutter just outside your house, screaming, “Help me! Where am I? Where am I?”, your first words of consolation should not be, “You’re all right, you’re in Tempe”.

One of those “Life: The Forgotten Manual” things.

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This entry was written by Jeff Waugh, posted on February 7, 2007 at 20:05, filed under Uncategorized and tagged people. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

One Comment

  1. TongMaster
    Posted February 8, 2007 at 07:35 | Permalink | Reply

    Gold. Pure Gold.

    Champagne comedy :)

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  1. By Planet linux.conf.au 2007 on February 8, 2007 at 04:34

    February 07, 2007 09:05 AM

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