RftE: Ubuntu Server

You can install Ubuntu Server 6.06 LTS with your big toe. I know because I just did it. It’s worth pointing out that I have a pretty large big toe, too. Those with smaller, nimbler big toes will have an easier time with the keyboard.

Who knows what kinds of fine motor systems extra-terrestrial beings will possess? Are they sure to have opposable thumbs and slender digits? We don’t know, and that kind of adaptability and accessibility is exactly what makes Ubuntu Server… Ready for the Enterprise.

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5 Comments

  1. Posted August 18, 2006 at 19:05 | Permalink |

    Jdub, mate.. there .. are no words for how bad that was.

    I guess we know that at least ubuntu does “big toe” usability testing.

  2. Posted August 18, 2006 at 21:50 | Permalink |

    Any pictures/videos of the event? ;-)

  3. Andrew
    Posted August 18, 2006 at 23:25 | Permalink |

    Seems like there is a T-shirt opportunity here?

    “Ubuntu Server… Ready for Star Trek”

  4. Jonas
    Posted August 19, 2006 at 04:13 | Permalink |

    Read the fucking enterprise?

  5. Ryan
    Posted August 19, 2006 at 08:08 | Permalink |

    Yeah, but you can’t set up Ubuntu Server for automated network installation with your big toe, much less both hands. Installing Ubuntu Server on a single machine is a piece of cake indeed, but Real Men need to install it on dozens or more, with site specific customizations.

    https://launchpad.net/distros/ubuntu/+spec/automated-installation

3 Trackbacks

  1. By Trampled Underfoot - by Jerome S. Gotangco on August 18, 2006 at 16:26

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  2. By Ubuntu Demon’s blog on August 18, 2006 at 15:57

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  3. By Planet GNOME on August 18, 2006 at 07:28

    August 18, 2006 06:10 AM