So, the Dapper Drake Beta is out, which marks the first real use of its formal name: Ubuntu 6.06 LTS. The LTS distinguishes our Long Term Support releases from the fast-paced, action-packed, high-energy, six-month time-based releases (with an 18 month support period) we’ve seen so far.
But LTS is just begging for some alternative acronym action…
- Luxury Theatre Seats
- Leather Trumps Silk
- Long Tall Sally
- Lingering Table Sausage
- Lunch Time Seminar
- Leaning Toothpick Syndrome
- Laser Tracking System (we have one of these on GNOME’s Orbital Laser Platform!)
Add your suggestions in the comments! 
Leaning Toothpick Syndrome is the one I’m familiar with. LTS is also a railway running through Barking, where I used to live (it’s the London, Tilbury and Southend line).
Certainly was a WTF! moment. “Ubuntu 6.06 Linux Terminal Server” ?? That was quick!
Local Taser Stockist?
Long Tail Software
Lobster Talk Show?
Lunch This Saturday?
Look! There’s Something!
Lock The Store
Or, to go with the obnoxious trend of self-referencing acronyms, LTS Transcends Specification
Lullaby To viSta (and close bug #1 already, damnit)
Love That Sh*..Software
Leather Tranny Softwareengineers
Little Tastey Squirrels
Leprechaun Toe Soup
1337 Talking Skink
Losers Track Stable
Low Testosterone Syndrome
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Linus Torvalds Sucks (not really
Let’s Take Shrooms
Licking Table Salt
Love To Share. =P
Life’s Too Short
Loosely Tied Shoes
A suggestion from a competitor…Less Than Spiffy?
(hey, it’s all in fun :>)
Why yes, I could go for a Large Tasty Sandwich.
LTS: – Little That Sucks.
Appropriate for this release Jeff
LTS :
Long Time Swindler
Lazy Time Saver
Love The Shits
List Taking Squats
Limey Talking Scott
Low Trash System
Lean Talkin Sonofabitch
Lazy Trombone Stalker
Laura’s Tickling Sarah
Listen To Shuttleworth
Line Tip Submitter
Larry Tried Some
LTS immediately made me thought of “Linux Terminal Server”
With this many rediculous comments surely the most appropriate is:
LET’S TALK SHIT
Love To Sleep
I still like mine:
Late To Ship
Lovely Toe Smell
Lucid Tree Snatchers
Lassie Tears Squirrels
Laughable Title Shortening
Lower Technical School
(until about 4 years ago when the name was changed to VMBO, this was a real Dutch acronym “Lagere Technische School”)
“Look’s the shit!”
But wait, there’s more:
“Linux Takes Shape”
“Lick The Screen”
“Loads Thirty Services”
“Life tastes sweet”
“Lame Three-word Sentance”
I may be biased here, but how about “Let’s Talk Support!”