It has been suggested that the parodies of Bill Gates in recent posts are unfair. I have been asked to imagine my face on such images. Why imagine, when we have The GIMP?
It has also been suggested that I go and “do something to make opensource competitive”. So, stay tuned for an interesting announcement from the GNOME Foundation in the coming weeks. 
Jeff, you’ve got humour
Very nice!
Looking forward to maybe see you in person in Wiesbaden at the LinuxTag
No, you can’t have those earphones !
(insert here a well known hackergotchi)
Not yours !
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
You hate cake? That’s ain’t right!
People who hate cake piss me off. Children — understandable. They can be annoying. But what did cake ever do to you?
I have “googled” my name a few times on various search engines, and always come up with another “Jeff Waugh”, that I suppose writes some very advanced software of some type, way over my head anyway, and was just wondering who this guy is? And by the way, I don’t hate children and cake ! (LOL)
Jeff Waugh
No need to post this, as I’m sure it’s not of any interest to your readers.
“Jeff Waugh eats children and cake,” surely. With cream.
Yes Jeff, go make my Ubuntu and GNOME software even cheaper!
And leave the quality as it is now, else Bill and Steve will not be able to grow their Vista marketshare the way their investors want it to. Competitive markets demand competitors and children, … and cake.